Uhh let me be Claire

  • Cysioland
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    11 months ago

    Heard an unhinged transvestigators conspiracy theory that Michelle is a trans woman and Barack is a trans man and they’re a happy T4T couple

    • Are_Euclidding_Me [e/em/eir]@hexbear.net
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      11 months ago

      I absolutely love unhinged transvestigation! It’s a bit of a guilty pleasure of mine to read people discussing which celebrities they’re certain are trans. I think my favorite has to be Jason Momoa. Why did someone think he’s trans? Well, because they found a picture of him in high school and he looked different, not quite so ruggedly manly. So, of course, rather than the simple explanation (he grew up), we get the transvestigator explanation (he’s trans and has had a bajillion facial surgeries).

      Hilarious

      • Are_Euclidding_Me [e/em/eir]@hexbear.net
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        11 months ago

        Oh, I remembered another good one! Michael Mando. The reasoning for him? His pecs in a few shots of Better Call Saul are way too big to be anything other than actual titties. So, Michael Mando is trans and trying to pass off tits as pecs. It’s like these people have never seen a human in real life before. Bizarre.

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          11 months ago

          That one is especially funny because some guys just straight up have tits. It’s called gynecomastia, happens to a larger number of boys than you’d expect during puberty.

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      11 months ago

      They’ve been going on about Michelle like that for years, I haven’t heard the Barack is also trans addition though