It’s satire. And it’s apparently doing its job swimmingly because people are on here talking about it.

“Have a cup of coffee every morning? Maybe switch to every other day to offset the costs!”

My dentist friend said the whole “you can never brush too much” is a giant myth. Apparently you can ruin your enamel.

Damn you must’ve had an awful experience with someone haha

Uhmm EXCUSE me but this is a survey done by Freedom house. It has the word freedom in the name

Protection against other crystals lol

Hmm not gold? Loser

If X, then X

Bigger thing even bigger than very big thing

Oh good, the ketamine is working

Yeah I figured lol. Was just goofin around

The meth of the skies

That’s actually a really good book. It’s a sci fi novel about children from another planet who can fly.

In their defense, they only stated that they appreciated it…not that they’d listen.

“Ok, so I’m gonna go over to his grave and look like I’m crying. Can you take a pic of that for my instagram? I have a clever caption I can use that I thought of”

A few years ago I lost a loved one. Literally the last thing I was thinking about was publicizing my grieving all over my social media for a bunch of strangers I’ve never met to see. I wanted to spend time with family and friends in private.

The fuck is wrong with people? I mean I get that everyone grieves differently but there’s something so wrong about shit like this.

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Yes. They just might.

Yessir will do sir

More than Google tbh

No way this isn’t a bit lol

Nooooooo but there are only 4 possible political economic systems my itty witty neoliberal brain can comprehend nnooooooo