clicking to the next slide, the audience gasped as the Lt. Col. displayed a picture of a gigantic ape on the Empire State Building holding a white woman. He began to sob as he tried to get through the sentence, “this is what Hamas wants.”
Well, now I’m confused. I’m actually pro-giant ape, so maybe Hamas isn’t all that bad? I hate all this thinking stuff! I wish someone else could just do it for me!
Oh man, oh man, oh geez. I didn’t worry enough when they said Hamas was a Voldemort, but they didn’t tell me Hamas was a T-Rex! They must be stopped!
Well, now I’m confused. I’m actually pro-giant ape, so maybe Hamas isn’t all that bad? I hate all this thinking stuff! I wish someone else could just do it for me!