hypertown@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 年前Average TS developerlemmy.worldimagemessage-square125linkfedilinkarrow-up1841arrow-down149
arrow-up1792arrow-down1imageAverage TS developerlemmy.worldhypertown@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 年前message-square125linkfedilink
minus-squareCysiolinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·2 年前Intelligence is knowing that tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
minus-squaregbuttersnaps@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 年前Charisma is being able to sell a fruit salad with tomatoes in it.
minus-squareBjörn@swg-empire.delinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 年前Dexterity is hacking everything into nice looking pieces.
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 年前Malovelence is scooping the entire oily thing with your hands and shoving it into the nearest hole.
minus-squarePoolloverNathan@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 年前Strength is cutting the cutting board in half while you’re cutting up the tomatoes.
Intelligence is knowing that tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
Charisma is being able to sell a fruit salad with tomatoes in it.
Dexterity is hacking everything into nice looking pieces.
Malovelence is scooping the entire oily thing with your hands and shoving it into the nearest hole.
Strength is cutting the cutting board in half while you’re cutting up the tomatoes.
but ‘ketchup goes on anything!’
-my grampa