streaming pile of dog shit

I didn’t realize this was a typo and imagined an actual flowing stream of dog shit, and the economist dipping his hand into it like a child would in a chocolate fountain.

I agree, there are still ways to sell your food cheap though. A good example is a vegan/vegetarian burger place near me. Demand for that kind of food is high because it’s a liberal college town, but that restaurant is the only one of its kind here, so it’s always full. Also they sell more fancy, more expensive dinner options in the evening which I’m sure subsidizes the cheap burgers. And if you mainly go there for their burgers you might return for dinner sometime to try out those options. They’ve existed for around 10 years now and their cheapest burger has stayed at 4,50€ that whole time.

Granted it’s hard to know what kind of demand there is in your town without trying some stuff and maybe failing.

I usually walk just a little more leisurely than I normally would, so the car has to wait two seconds longer.

But if the driver is an asshole (sometimes, when I have the right of way or am already in the middle of the street when they come along they will honk at me to move faster) I stop dead in my tracks, turn and look at them like “are you trying to warn me of something? What are you tryjbg to alert me of?”. Because honking isn’t supposed to be your anger relief when something is not going as you want.

In the call center I get around 4 hours before I start blabbering nonsense. Luckily I only work 5 hours a day.

He still likes chilling there to this day

My cats aren’t allowed in the kitchen because it’s basically our storage room for anything the cats would otherwise destroy, so I’d put the cat grass in the kitchen for most of the time and only put it out for them sometimes. That way the grass has time to recover in between.

To be honest though I’m terrible at keeping plants alive so I don’t buy cat grass. I’ve resorted to giving them normal grass I collect outside. My cats eat that too.

He’s so bad at running Twitter I’m starting to think it’s his goal to ruin the brand. Don’t know what for but surely he can’t be this dumb?

Wtf is a greeble?

Yup there’s a cupboard nearby. He likes to use my back when I’m hovered over the bathroom sink too though

I wish there were keyboards with smaller keys. I feel like keyboards and pianos are made for people with huge hands. For some chords (in my beginner’s book) there’s just no way physically for me to execute them. I think if I had had a smaller keyboard I would have had a much easier time and would have stuck with it longer.

I would never program and build my own keyboard but I get it.