Posting about elon AND reddit def gets you a block, sorry its a trifecta that can’t be avoided on my end, I don’t make the rules I just follow em

Can you share? I’m so curious haha

edit:

| Title1 | Title 2 | Title 3 |

| — | — | — |

| Content1a | Content2a | Content3a |

| Content1b | Content2b | Content3b |

no blank lines between, iterate in any direction

and thanks!

I like how you know enough to know that you’re cool for using that lmao and not cool enough to realize that Google speech to text is available on your device just as readily via setting>system>language.

But by all means don’t let me stop you from browbeating and gatekeeping, you’re doing so well already! It is afterall, the only plausible reason for your comment in context.

Input your post text into CoPilot and it returned::

Sure, you can use the fs module in Node.js to read the directory and get the metadata of the files. Here’s a simple example in JavaScript:

javascript
const fs = require('fs');
const path = require('path');

// Get the directory name
const dir = './your-directory';

// Read the directory
fs.readdir(dir, (err, files) => {
  if (err) {
    console.error("Could not list the directory.", err);
    process.exit(1);
  } 

  // files object contains all files names
  // log them on console
  files.forEach((file, index) => {
    fs.stat(path.join(dir, file), function(err, stat) {
      if (err) {
        console.error("Error stating file.", err);
        return;
      }

      if (stat.isFile())
        console.log("'%s' is a file.", file);
      else if (stat.isDirectory())
        console.log("'%s' is a directory.", file);

      console.log("created at %s", stat.birthtime);
    });
  });
});

This will give you the creation time of each file in the directory. You can then sort the files based on the creation time and slice the array as needed.

Please note that this is a simple example and you might need to adjust it according to your needs. Also, keep in mind that this code will run asynchronously. If you need to run it synchronously, you can use the synchronous versions of these functions (readdirSync, statSync).

In TypeScript, you would just need to add the appropriate types to your variables. The rest of the code would remain the same. For example, const dir: string = './your-directory'; and so on. Remember to install the Node.js types with npm install @types/node --save-dev if you haven’t already.

I hope this helps! Let me know if you have any other questions. 😊

I haven’t tried Bard for this, as I’ve had such success via Bing chat, but since they are built on similar tech, I expect they give similar answers. Might be worth trying big chat just to see if it has a slightly different answer though.

I know people talk shit about LLMs and talk down to folk like me that use them ad a modern day search engine… but I swear they are super fucking useful in this kind of research.

Seems like a good question for GPT/Bing Copilot (not being facetious)

How is this useful AI related?

Black and white complains about gray

Anyway, read my new book called “Chariots of the Mods”, where i show how internet moderators actually pre-formed civilization before current recorded time

starting to feel like Lemmy was the bad guys all along as well. Not the actual people who make and manage the Lemmy code, just the inherent type of people that flock to moderation, are shit.

If you see there’s an issue with moderation, being able to confirm that by consulting a modlog, changes nothing. You already know the problem is there, so whats the additional “evidence” going to do? are you going to bring it to the same mod(s)? Start a riot in a different community about it to raise awareness? Ineffectual solutions at best.

-dislocates both knees-

Good Lemmy content heheh jk sorry

Helium, although the audience here feels more likely to know this than “random human X”.

I’ll ask AI to parody “rocket Man” by Elton John, to help teach you, in case you don’t know about this.

**Helium Man**

She packed my balloons and my party hat
I'm not the kind of guy who likes to celebrate
Oh no, no, no, I'm a helium man
Helium man, burning out his gas up here alone

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
Till we find a new source of helium
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no, no, no, I'm a helium man
Helium man, burning out his gas up here alone

Helium is not the kind of gas you can make
It's a rare element that comes from deep within the Earth
And it's used for many things, like rockets and MRI
But we're running out of it, and that's a big problem

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
Till we find a new source of helium
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no, no, no, I'm a helium man
Helium man, burning out his gas up here alone

The US has the largest supply of helium
But they're selling it off to the private market
And Russia had a big facility, but it caught on fire
And now the world is facing a helium shortage

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
Till we find a new source of helium
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no, no, no, I'm a helium man
Helium man, burning out his gas up here alone

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
Till we find a new source of helium
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no, no, no, I'm a helium man
Helium man, burning out his gas up here alone

It turns out we were the aliens all along

It’s a sign!!!

He never says it was aliens

Extraterrestrial: The First Sign of Intelligent Life Beyond Earth

Finding alien technology on the seafloor would be truly incredible. This extraordinary claim, however, is debunked by the actual evidence

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Slack UI just KEEPS getting worse. FML.

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