If not friend, then why flower shaped?

IRS commin’ in tellin’ me “Ain’t you boys goin’ gimme some back taxes?”

I told them they’d be lucky if they got some front taxes.

By that logic, urine is 96% water.

Yeah, you get water in juices, but also a metric fuckton of sugar (fructose). You know what doesn’t have sugar in it and quenches the thirst? Water.

I’m only asking because people seem to have the wrong idea that 100% fruit juice is 100% healthy.

And I’ve seen people replace water with fruit juice.

You should drink water for thirst, but maybe that’s just me.

Why not eat the fruit? That way, you aren’t consuming 30 oranges worth of sugar.

Rooting your vacuum cleaner. If that’s not proof we’re living in the future, I don’t know what is.

poor people are poor as shit

rich people who are richer off the backs of poor people are not poor as shit

I’m dumb and wrong. It uses Rust, SwiftUI and Jetpack Compose.

I have a gold medal at jumping to conclusions.

Have we lost the knowledge how to make native software? Do we really have to use bloated, memory hogging “web apps” disguised as executables? Is cross-platform really worth the performance impact?

You could get a Mikrotik for that price, I think.

“The solution is to just give up your rights to privacy, doy!”