Without facial hair, he just looks like a thumb.
Without facial hair, he just looks like a thumb.
“A Conservative spokesperson said: “Rishi Sunak as prime minister made it clear that we must stand up to extremism in all its forms.”
Whose slogan were they chanting, as they set fire to local shops and threw bricks and street furniture through hotel windows? I think it was “STOP THE BOATS! STOP THE BOATS!”.
I wonder what horrible far-right hatemonger put that into their heads?
I hope Rishi is going to help us find the vile extremists who invented and promoted this “stop the boats” slogan.
Perhaps whoever they are could be shipped off to Rwanda, which, as a landlocked country, doesn’t have much use for boats.
… “étoile de mer”, which would roughly translate as “star of the sea” or “sea star” - the same as the Spanish “estrella de mar”, Portuguese “estrela do mar” or Romanian “stea de mare”.
I miss lovely, earthy, warm, friendly chocolatey Brownbuntu.
I always felt purplebuntu was a bit vile.
“The Eight” provisional list #1
The list seems very incomplete, so I reckon there’s more than eight involved - but maybe the first four are all just puppets for the “Ask Jeeves” guy?
The sliver of petty vengeance in me quite enjoyed this bit:
“There are a load of MPs I thought I’d be spending decades with in this place,” said another. “They’re really good mates. And almost all of them are gone. It’s a reminder of how vulnerable we all are.”
Given that they were responsible for this (or worse) happening to hundreds of thousands of people over the last decade and a half, I wonder if there’ll be any life-changing realisations for any of them? What happens when a Tory learns about empathy?
You become more conservative when you stop learning.
For many people, this is the same as getting older - they leave school, they eventually let their passions dwindle, and they stop and say “I want it to stay exactly like it is now, and everything else is modern rubbish”
If you carry on learning about the world, loving, experiencing, following interests and passions, meeting new people, you’ll still get old, but not more conservative.
I’m all for making “a truss” a term for “a period of seven weeks”, or “a bit less than two months”.
I fear I don’t have a lot of sway with the dictionary people, though.
I guess I’ll just start using it occasionally :)
Keir doesn’t count, he’s really done anything yet)
In only six and a half weeks from now, you can fairly compare Keir’s effectiveness against that of Liz Truss.
It wasn’t this one I was thinking of, but this will do just fine, thank you :)
Worth reading just for the “comments” column :)
Quick question - does anyone have the link to that “Tories being voted out” bingo card website? It was posted a few days ago, but I can’t find it.
[EDIT]
Found it -
Feddit thread - I’ve probably not formatted the link properly
Torygeddon Bingo Website
I might be wrong, but wasn’t Movit just for timeline preview, and hadn’t worked properly for quite a few versions and now you just use the NVENC/VAAPI etc export profiles to export with GPU?
It’s a good plan, but it’s not different enough from his current appearance for anyone to notice.
There was a guy who was “famous” for having loads of plastic surgery to look like a Ken doll.
Perhaps Nigel could become “famous” for having loads of plastic surgery to look like Cyril Sneer from The Raccoons? He could carry on behaving like he already does.
That’s brilliant! Are there any other songs which do similar?
You just understand them in your own way.
When this first came out, we interpreted it as:
Who? Who has? Who has fish? Who has fish from France?
Is your local water company irresponsibly releasing sewage into your rivers?
Are you struggling to find an environmentally sound liquid to throw over Nigel Farridge?
I wonder if there’s some sort of solution to both these problems? Perhaps there is a way to both help remove a small amount of sewage from the river and also find something to throw at Nigel?
Hmm…
Are you The Gatekeeper from the tv/boardgame Atmosfear?