dumbass

Sometimes program bugs make the best jokes.

I think they nerfed the speed of them because of framerate issues.

You don’t have to snort them all, there’s other places to absorb energy drinks.

You know how you make me watch your show? Put Walton Goggins in it!

Game makers should hire me to test their maps, if there’s a spot where I can get 100% stuck no matter what, you bet your shiny metal ass I’ll find it.

Buy the cheap house away from people, only use short sentences when talking to people when you have to venture into town, make and sell hand crafted wood statues of what you see out your window, build an underground bunker full of state of the art spy technology to monitor the town you live in, create a secret Cabal of other people monitoring their towns, slowly take over your country by blackmailing everyone you can, make it a federal crime to even look at your property, retire and enjoy the privacy.

Lol, why’s he sitting on the stairs? Do they not have a stage or something?

With permission this time tho, right?

Maybe he got involved with that group that hunts down sex traffickers so he can keep his friends out of trouble.

Sorry, my bad, I knocked the power cable out from the server when I trying to pick up my popcorn.

But… I don’t like that one…

Man that’s like 2 minutes of gameplay I’d get.

Captains choice, yet it’s Kirk and not Captain Janeway, the true coffee captain.

Stfu! Don’t give them ideas!

I have, it fucking burns like hell, chucky crushed pills hurt way less, the smell depends on the alcohol tho, tequila after snort is nice.

I thought Lemmy didn’t have targeted advertising!