In recent days, the district’s administrators, seeking a compromise, offered to recast the students in a version of the musical meant for middle schoolers or younger that omitted solos and included roles as cattle and birds. Students balked.
Holy shit. Imagine how stupid you must be to try to offer that up as a “compromise”. What a fucking joke.
This is me when I bite into a piece of candy expecting lime, then it’s nasty green apple.
Thank the gods that Skittles finally came to their senses and went back to the original flavors.
I used to listen to Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit.
I even saw them in concert together once.
Shame.
I know exactly where two of these are in my desk.
You know, just in case.
Because old habits die hard.
This reminds me of the scene from the Leftovers where, after scanning his face, Kevin must also scan his penis to access a secure door.
https://youtu.be/0zu4XlM_89s?feature=shared