Why?

The latter, I believe.

Exactly

Yeah, except the sweeteners they use to make diet sodas “diet” make those sodas just as bad, if not worse, than the originals. Which also works for the car analogy given the source of the energy most EVs use :/

I do believe it was a troll. Username

Me too. Usually changing the script slightly to exaggerate or be bombastic works for me. Ex. “How are you today?” “I’m doing just fantastic so far, how are you?” Or “ch-ch-ch-chillin,” sung to the tune of the Chia Pet jingle. Usually gets me further than “Good, you?” Social interaction is just another game I’ve had to get good at.

After a single week of (relatively) low sales, the company slashed our labor by a third. Lost a lot of good people because we simply weren’t allowed to schedule them. The skeleton crew that did remain was left to deal with the (surprise surprise) massive influx of business we received in the following two months. Did they ever give us they labor back? Negative. Now we’re left dealing with 1.3x the business with 0.6x as much staff. Staff who are necessarily less stellar than their predecessors.

God, I’m tired of buying other people’s boats

I’m stuck in the food service industry, so I work 9hr days 5 days a week :) All gruelling and soul-sucking, of course!

Sync for reddit had support for such things. I have no affiliation whatsoever but I wouldn’t be surprised to see such things in the future.