Please don’t make your cheese go vegan. Vegan diets do not contain sufficient amounts of protein for a healthy cheese

Wealth inequality couldn’t possibly be a problem in society

Oh yeah… It’s daddy time

Keep coping

See definition for colloquial

They already have, we evolved from a species you could colloquially refer to as monkeys. The ancestors of those monkeys went on to write Shakespeare

Wait you want help avoiding living up to your own standards?

Fuiuuuckkkkkk that shit. No. Live up to your own standards. Be the person you know to be better than you are now. Anyone who gives people a pass for choosing the easy way can stuff it including people who give a pass to themselves.

Wait fuck this is the cj sub I just got baited so hard 😭😭😭

True fair enough, but since I’m here, being an internet clown, I might as well double down…

Obviously heavy and light objects never experience gravitational attraction in a vacuum throughout the vastness of the universe. Clearly F = G(m1m2)/R^2 only applies to objects in earths atmosphere.

I’m pretty sure bowling balls and feathers fall all the time

Can’t we just, you know, ask hunter gatherers how they do it?

Is this genuine? Like is the unit circle really fucking you up that bad?

Yeah my bad for responding to the premise with sexual comedy rather than quirky comedy

Second 1: introduce myself

Second 2: Andrew Tate pose

Second 3: obtain phone number

Second 4: go on date

Second 5: head home with them

Second 6: get touchy

Second 7: undress

Second 8: get off at my floor because I already came at second 1.

Considering it’s only 8 seconds this must be the fastest fucking elevator ever so I’m probably screaming

Short answer yes

But it actually depends on what you mean by draw

Oh man godfather slaps. Good ass movie.

I am altering the deal…

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Disney was so scared of Shrek 5 they bought the studio and cancelled it D:

Who knew this whole time I was team mossie