It’s common knowledge that planting something in the ground will make it grow more of the thing. So I just took some cheese (don’t worry… I stole it. I don’t buy animal products I’m vegan) and planted it in the ground. Pretty soon I will have a ton of vegan cheese coming up. Wish me luck.
Please don’t make your cheese go vegan. Vegan diets do not contain sufficient amounts of protein for a healthy cheese