Not now, not most of the time anyway. I did say mostly fixed

That was not the case back with Java 6 ish. Even massive breakage between minor releases was common. you had to tell everybody exactly which jre to use and possibly ship it with your software

Yeah they almost fixed the need to compile and run with the exact same jdk version.

The rest still applies

If you get a post-it just right halfway over the lens, the mouse will only move in one direction!

Yeah at this point it’s rapid disassembly, because it’s scheduled

Clearly wrong .

Running out of ram happen all the time. We see something, store it, and that something also gets stored in ram. But if that second storage gets reaped by the oom, the universe reprocess it.

Since it’s already in our copy, it cause weird issues. We call it Déjà Vu!

You have been eaten by a grue

Skeleton of thesus?

That’s easy. The number of men missing testicles is not 50%

Silly Brits. Bananas are only for scale!

Only if they report the 100$ as income and pay tax on it.

Trump presidency…

Yup. The core aws services are solid and fucking impressive, but the only reason most of their value added stuff gets any customers is because they use the core stuff.theye mostly horrible and expensive.

Souce:worked for aws

Otoh, it does mention something about sedition. That didn’t seem to stop them though