When you hooking up with the girl who’s running through the whole football team and you ain’t got a condom

I can’t fucking stand this guy, why does he keep getting roles. God damnit

But her birthday is next week!!!

RAMIREZ! RETAKE BURGERTOWN AND GET ME A DOUBLE QUARTER POUNDER MEAL WITH MEDIUM FRIES AND A MEDIUM DIET DR. PEPPER AND IF THEY DONT HAVE DIET DR. PEPPER JUST MAKE IT A SPRITE I GUESS. ALSO ASK FOR KETCHUP PACKETS BECAUSE I DIDN’T GO GROCERY SHOPPING THIS WEEKEND AND I DONT HAVE ANY HEINX KETCHUP!

THEN TAKE THAT FUCKING JAVELIN AND BLOW THOSE COMMUNISTS FUCKS BACK TO BLYAK-VILLE!

I’m going through residency right now and every day I experience a different episode from Scrubs. It’s scary how accurate it can be, even for how long it’s been since it came out

Dismissing the issue as saying all mental health institutions were shit back then and he got rid of them for good reasons is just as bad as saying mass shooters issue is mental health not guns. You’re hiding behind the obvious solutions. Manage the amount of access to guns, especially for people with mental health problems. Put funding, work, policies, mandates into those mental institutions, don’t just fucking get rid of them who the fuck is that gonna help in the end?

Soups, Gatorade, ginger ale, saltine crackers, DayQuil, cough drops, comfy pajamas, blanket, and gaming ALL FUCKING day

And it don’t stop pumping, and it don’t stop pumping, and it don’t stop pumping

Jesus fucking Christ

Hahaha nah it’s a quote from the movie The Irishman. Al Pacino’s character goes “You fucking people” and the other mobster got so offended that in another scene he says “You said ‘you people’. It was an ethnic slur and I ain’t giving you a dime until you apologize”

Your comment made me think of that and I laughed

It is failing, but one 50% quiz is better than a 0% quiz when added into your overall grade. Plus OP showing up to class at least shows to the professor that they’re trying and might bump their grade up a bit at the end of the term.

That was an ethnic slur, and I want an apology

Wow you’re a salty dipshit

Omg that’s me

Well they left out the High IQ move below sleep…smoke crack

This was killing me! One of my favorite builds was pistols and fists, trying to replicate John Wick’s Gun-Fu. But it became impossible after 2.0 since I couldn’t switch to arms smoothly after my pistol clip was empty. Looking forward to this fix a lot

It would be nice if you had to use the scanning more to defeat bosses and higher rank enemies. Like unless you take in account their weakness (electric, fire, poison, etc ) it should be damn near impossible. Bonus points if it was similar to Witcher 3 when hunting Cyberpsychos that investigating the scene where they attacked gave you clues on how to defeat them, instead of my common method of using a Sandevistan and punching the fuck out of their face until they stop moving

They can’t keep getting away with this shit! 😭

Can confirm, I am booster

PA over here still having to eat human feces for lunch since minimum wage is still $7.50