DelgadoSlims [he/him]

My breakfast was 3 cookies. Thank you for calling me healthy though

You can’t go into specifics because you signed an NDA

As a dedicated materialist, I will find a way to accurately measure Zelensky’s testicles

Everything you said is correct, but I was not talking about whether ICE in its current numbers is able to carry out its project. The other poster was using ICE recruitment as evidence of USians being as right wing as it appears on social media, and I was showing how the number of new ICE recruits is far too small to convince me of any opinion trend for the general population

ICE hired less than 10,000 people this year in a country of 342,000,000

I’m giving up and memorizing 资产阶级 instead

This is correct. If Santa Claus is real, capitalist governments would be incentivized to stop him to protect the retail market. Like how they sprayed kerosene on the oranges in Grapes of Wrath

We did and they do!!!

Man looks like Beetlejuice. Who said his name 3 times?

Pap smear

I’m not thinking it would give up anything factual of course. Might trick it into sharing redacted email addresses or phone numbers though

Has anyone tried typing like Epstein to Google’s AI? There’s no way Google didn’t feed everything in their email servers into their training models

What is this series called? Edit: I’m stupid. its right there in the linked comic Edit 2 : look i haven’t had any coffee today, ok? I’m still getting up. I’ve been sick. English isn’t my first language. My little brother grabbed the keyboard

Didn’t they discover a huge vein of gold a few years ago?

AI, Tesla, and crypto have got me wondering if bubbles even pop any more

If you’re looking to make money, now would be the perfect time to set up an Etsy business selling counter curses

Radical intactivist

Old people complain that schools don’t teach penmanship anymore, but, reading these Epstien letters, its obvious they didn’t really teach it in their day either

They charge way too much for they’re crappy food! Why would I spend $12 at McDonalds to get a crappy burger combo when I can spend $4 at the gas station for 2 equally crappy hotdogs and a big drink? Scoop Chinese and casual Mexican is all under $8 near me. Why would I ever eat McDonalds?

We should be sending the swat team to the complainers