You will be given a pot of dry rice and asked to fill it with water.
If you fill water up to your first knuckle, you will be free to go.
If you fill up to your second knuckle, you get sent off to the coalmines.
If you fill up to your third knuckle, you get taken out back and shot.
Literally a party of hall monitors.
First year philosophy student reads Plato once and this happens.
Putting Hamster Exploder Operator on my CV.
If humans had tails, would they have thick, soft fur, or weird pubelike hairs like rat tails?
Literacy is oppression for those who can’t read.
No skinkshaming!
I had no idea Glossu Rabban Harkonnen was that popular in Russia.
I’m norwegian and even I’m confused. Jens Stoltenberg was such a cuck for america that he basically sold out the entire country for his top position in NATO. We are literally a vassal state to the US thanks to that bastard.
The only explanation I have for why Norway occasionally speaks out against US policy is that we had a noticeable wave of anti American sentiment in the 90s and 00s that still lingers.
But I doubt it makes any material difference in the end. Norway has been a playground for US and UK intelligence since WW2 and we’ve basically irreversibly fused ourselves to western imperialism and will continue to do what daddy US tells us anyway.
The “gamer” identity is purely based on mindless consumption regardless of the product’s use value.
You can buy overpriced chairs labeled for gamers. Powdered sugar, called G-fuel. Gamer shades, gamer branded clothes, fucking blue dyed mac and cheese with a picture of fucking Sonic the Hedgehog.
A Gamer will drop his cash on the most random shit as long as it’s marketed for gamers.
You could literally slap a gaming label on a bucket of dogshit and some hyperconsumerist gamerbrained troglodyte will squeal and fork over his lifesavings so he can validate his fake identity as a “gamer.”
Huh, TIL I can smell ants too.
I used to live in a basement that had regular cycles of ant infestations. I would know they had returned, because the room had started to smell a certain way. Kind of like, damp slightly sweaty skin, but also kind of woody?
Every time I smelt it, I’d always find fresh ant eggs along the wall in the room.
But how many balls does it have?
Knowing redditors, Saturdays are when they are most likely to be on reddit
Moot is the demiurge. No, I will not explain.
I can confirm. I once touched his dakimakura and no woman has ever bothered me again. Miracles are real, folks. Praise jesus!
I imagine Ben Shapiro types prefer them.
Tongue condoms are reactionary. A real revolutionary eats the pussy raw.
“The one with the pussy is the one who makes the rules.”
-zun Tsu or something. IDK I’m drunk
Ugandan Keir Starmer
Hang on, why does the UK have military bases in Cyprus?