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One of the frustrating things with my old coworkers was they didn’t know things, and then didn’t care.

I’d mention Kent State and they’d be like “bummer” and then just go on like I’d said nothing.

I know people are emotional and they need to be coddled and fellated or they’ll just feel bad and stop listening, but that’s pathetic. These people are going to sleepwalk into death camps because reading was hard and they felt mildly uncomfortable when difficult topics came up. But they’re comfortable now with their mid six figure salary so who cares can’t we just talk about the new iPhone?