• PeeOnYou [he/him]
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    6 months ago

    my mom would probably report me to the fbi or something if i told her to read Lenin

    • alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns]@hexbear.netOP
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      6 months ago

      I’m not entirely certain mine wouldn’t report me to federal antiterrorism for telling her that.

      My dad? He’d drag me into a city police station to ask the desk cop where he should report a Soviet spy. Generally act like a very confused old Cold Warrior. Just to terrorize me as much as possible, with no real intent to actually cause the government to waste any time on me.