• BornVolcano@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    “I’m not touching anything at the moment” you’re either a master of stating the obvious, or you’ve just made everyone in that room very fucking uncomfortable

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      1 year ago

      Especially because it’s really hard to not touch anything, you’d need to be naked and jumping. And not count touching “air” as touching something.