I have such thoughts. I have such strange thoughts / W
Are you well-liked?
Well-liked… Of course I was, at the end of the war, I even met the president Roosevelt that May and he thanked me for my service, selling all those jeeps
Think everyone recognizes me for that
I even got a war decoration for Christ sake, though I lost it in the basement
Now if you can excuse me, I’m gonna be off for another trip. / W
Is a man a piece of fruit?
Exactly, that’s what I said to him, Ben. Partner to partner, man to man, talking business. I’m no dime a dozen coolie and he’s no fruit.
But he wouldn’t listen, wouldn’t he?
Gee, what an anemic. Failsons got no respect.
/ W
Boxers or briefs?
Eh, whatever you choose, pal. Except for stockings, totally ran out of that.
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Oh you’re talking about my personal attire. Uh, either suits me.
/ W
How are Biff and Happy doing?
Eh, my boys… they’re doin’ fine. Happy, especially so. Told me about this deal. / W
What can you tell me about Simonizing?
It should be a whole job on its own
That and my other son is good at it. (And that’s the only good thing coming from him) \ W
Who?
Pause
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Uh… I’m the man, who sells you stuff.
/ W
Oh i don’t know who you are then. I don’t want to buy anything have a nice day
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Were you named after anyone?
Course is, anyone is named after anyone if they share the same name.
Why’d ja ask? / W
Because your exact full name is the name of the main character from the play Death of a Salesman.
I’m no fiction. Who else would you be talking to? / W
Serious
In this comm we sometimes have random people do AMA of fictional characters
In any case, how are you today?
Eh… I’m busy… just another trip, Leni, and I’ll be back.
Just. one. more. trip…
A trip where?
Idk… another trip around Yonkers… Wagner is calling me (huh, I don’t recall the company being Amazon)
