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The US government claims to have powers of chronomancy

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The US government claims to have powers of chronomancy

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news@hexbear.netEnglish · 8 months ago

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cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/7578188

https://www.whitehouse.gov/articles/2025/04/8716/

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Folks, you won’t believe it. They invented the past! Everyone was always saying that there is just the present. Great!

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