I’m going as King Harold Godwinson. Am I a moron? Does ANYONE know who that is?
The last true Anglo-Saxon king, who was famously killed doing battle against William The Conqueror. He’s the guy on the Bayeux Tapestry with the arrow in his eye (this is now disputed)… but I feel like people know him as the arrow in the eye guy.
Karl Marx, because I took my neighbors candy and gave it to kids after all my candy ran out.
(My neighbor poured it into my bowl so I could help him distribute it. Because I’m so big and scary I compelled him to give it to me willingly)