• MeatPilot@lemmy.world
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    13 days ago

    You continue down the vast hallway. You try not to make eye contact with a pair of kobolds near a tiny hut. Despite trying to ignore them the kobolds still approach you and speak “Hello traveler, do you wish to remove years from your life and return to the appearance of youth?”. They motion to the tiny hut with shelves lined with lotions, eye cream, and makeup.

    What do you do?

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      13 days ago

      The perfumers have arrived. You do not escape. They spray you with scents until you’re like a sad, wet dog.