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The Pygmy people were called dwarves when they were discovered, but other than height they don’t really match the fantasy ideal of stocky, ale-quaffing miners. For that, you need to go to Wales.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pygmy_peoples

Scotland and Wales respectively. the Outer Hebrides and south of Snowdon, more specifically.

According to Mexico’s President, AMLO, you can find Mayan Elves around the Yucatan.

Idk about dwarves, they probably live in Germany or something like that.

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I have one elf ear and one normal ear and my mom told me it’s because the elves took me as a baby and then brought me back half elf.

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