UlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agoLove me wine cave liberals PLEASE LOVE MEhexbear.netimagemessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up184arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up184arrow-down1imageLove me wine cave liberals PLEASE LOVE MEhexbear.netUlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square32fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaredannoffs [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up51·2 months agoI’m completely unpredictable, a total wild card, one time I even got drunk at a party and ordered a pizza.
minus-squareUlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·2 months agoI am a mystery wrapped in an enigma, fiscally conservative and socially liberal. I hate everyone equally and nothing offends me. I am fluent in sarcasm and am a ranking member of the Church of the SubGenius.
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I’m completely unpredictable, a total wild card, one time I even got drunk at a party and ordered a pizza.
I am a mystery wrapped in an enigma, fiscally conservative and socially liberal. I hate everyone equally and nothing offends me. I am fluent in sarcasm and am a ranking member of the Church of the SubGenius.