Hey everyone, it’s me, Joseph Robenette Biden Junior here. I’m just a regular old guy who happens to be a proud member of the Democratic Party, staunch Irish-American Zionist and the President of the U.S.A. Ask me anything about my unvawering and valiant defense of Israel, my expansion of NATO, or even my favorite type of ice cream. I’ll do my best to answer any question that comes my way! (Makes sure not to say anything naughty or I’ll show you what “Dark Brandon” means.)
Mr. President thank you for standing by Israel when the rest of the world has turned it’s back on her. Which brand of diaper do you prefer?
Pampers Easy Ups, as they’re a comfortable fit and have a few styles to choose from. My favourite flavour of ice crePampers, I like pampers easy ups