• gramxi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    10 days ago

    this is just gonna make people touch your bike

    the most effective way is to make your bike look like it’ll give someone venereal disease from just standing close to it

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      10 days ago

      Or have it look like the slightest breeze will turn it to dust. Yeah it will ride like shit, but you’ll get to keep it.