The Mandalorian did this with an AT-ST walker before (and also a TIE Fighter), but it’s nice to see this sort of thing again.

By the Force, Abrams is such a fucking hack.

Not every threat should be both over the top and background trivial just because Glup Shitto has a Midi-Chlorian count of over 9000. live-slug-reaction

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    it’s always a Death Star

    There are so many terrifying things about the Star Wars universe

    Assassin droids, space vampires, super-powered clones, incurable plagues, Wolfmans, and green rabbit guys

    But it’s always a Death Star!

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      They couldn’t even do something doomsdayish in a different way, like the Star Forge.

      Then again that might make the Revan glazers die of dehydration from jagoff … OR if Based Ego-Insert Morally Grey Revan didn’t show up at all, they might burn down a few studio employees houses.

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      One of my main critiques about the OT, and almost all subsequent media. You can’t do anything bigger than a Death Star. Narratively blowing up a planet in one shot is the biggest bad thing that can happen that’s still on a scale people can make sense of. So many Star Wars products have focused on a Big Dumb Object.