• Hexamerous [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      14 days ago

      They will strap a bunch of gay guys to him like body armor so he can’t get assassinated by the woke left. But also, their swole gay bodies will work in unison and act like a exoskeleton, preventing his joints and back from blowing out.

      He’ll be unstoppable.