Miserable guy here what if the cup is on the moon

See the shower doesn’t bother me because I’m used to it. The bidet thing is icky because it’s new to me and I am fucking crazy. The self cleaning part is good to know though

I have long wanted a bidet attachment. But the concept of sharing a starfish super soaker with other people in my house is deeply upsetting to me.

Getting in the shower

Being in the shower

Getting out of the shower

Yeah that checks out

I just wish they would drive through the suburbs instead of assaulting me with loud wet fart noises for hours doing circles in the parking lot

edit I don’t know what a hoonie dirtbag or whatever is I just wanted to complain

Memojis?

sadly this came too late as NGE released in 1997

put that grown ass man down

Hexbear is not a dating site

Aww she’s kinda cute

DROP AND GIVE ME 20 PRONOUNS, CISSIE

Please guys you keep making jokes about it and I feel left out. Why did you even invite me here? Is this fun for you? I’m going home. Don’t talk to me at lunch tomorrow

<- Who is this. What is the lore

Did he hit his head on the cabinet? Classic

I immediately tuned out the link to the FAQ on that page. But I am more open to try it after reading it

sorry

mmffgnh…