The Swede lusts for Denmark. Once the Gulf stream ceases and winters in northern Europe gets much colder the godless Swedish hordes will stream across the frozen straits beset on conquest as they have done before.
They will fail however, and that’s when the danish counterstrike launches. The Kalmarunion will rise again! But with a better flag.
plan for invasion of Sweden
Step 1: Wait for Norway to run out of oil
Step 2: Now that Norway has no oil, they’ll rejoin Denmark if we ask nicely
Step 3: Pincer movement (flawless strategy)
Step 4: Declare Kalmar, use it as an excuse to get out of the EU
Step 5: Kill all the swedish nobles
Step 6: Argue that the families are all so intermingled that technically all the royal families are somewhat swedish
Step 7: Kill them
The Swede lusts for Denmark. Once the Gulf stream ceases and winters in northern Europe gets much colder the godless Swedish hordes will stream across the frozen straits beset on conquest as they have done before.
They will fail however, and that’s when the danish counterstrike launches. The Kalmarunion will rise again! But with a better flag.
plan for invasion of Sweden
Step 1: Wait for Norway to run out of oil
Step 2: Now that Norway has no oil, they’ll rejoin Denmark if we ask nicely
Step 3: Pincer movement (flawless strategy)
Step 4: Declare Kalmar, use it as an excuse to get out of the EU
Step 5: Kill all the swedish nobles
Step 6: Argue that the families are all so intermingled that technically all the royal families are somewhat swedish
Step 7: Kill them
You know what? Fuck it. If both forces have an all volunteer army, I support Sweeden vs Denmark.Changed my mind thinking about it for 20 seconds because the military would interrupt people who are just trying to have brunchEhhhh… I could be convinced
Playing the Sweden tutorial in Victoria 3, can confirm this wholly