• REgon [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    16 days ago

    They will fail however, and that’s when the danish counterstrike launches. The Kalmarunion will rise again! But with a better flag.

    plan for invasion of Sweden

    Step 1: Wait for Norway to run out of oil
    Step 2: Now that Norway has no oil, they’ll rejoin Denmark if we ask nicely
    Step 3: Pincer movement (flawless strategy)
    Step 4: Declare Kalmar, use it as an excuse to get out of the EU
    Step 5: Kill all the swedish nobles
    Step 6: Argue that the families are all so intermingled that technically all the royal families are somewhat swedish
    Step 7: Kill them