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    23 days ago

    Customer: “WHY CAN"T I GET 'MURICAN CHEESE SLICED OFF OF A GIANT BLOCK!!!”

    Me working at a grocery store: “Sir, American cheese is just oil, dairy whey powder, yellow food coloring and salt chilled into a gelatinous goop that’s pressed into plastic sheeting. If you want American cheese from its more natural form I’ll grab you a can of aerosol spray cheese on aisle 6.”