Also between this and knowing he ate cottage cheese with canned pineapple or ketchup has me conflicted on this dweebish monster
Also between this and knowing he ate cottage cheese with canned pineapple or ketchup has me conflicted on this dweebish monster
This actually sounds like something he would do, given his rants on the tapes about gay people in Classical Antiquity. The guy was obsessed with the Greek and Romans. Literally the boyfriend thinking about Rome meme. I wouldn’t be surprised if he also said the same stuff on the tapes to his dates.
I still can’t get over the fact that he intentionally self-sabotaged his dates with marble bust pfp takes
I’m just picturing Nixon taking aides in the bathroom with him like LBJ, but it’s to listen to him rant about Marcus Aurelius.
Nixon and LBJ at the urinals with Nixon trying to flex on LBJ with some “Wot if the Roman’s industrialized” takes while LBJ interrupts him by saying they need to install lower urinals so he doesn’t feel so much splashback on his longdongjohn
Lol.
People really don’t talk about Johnson’s johnson enough. He used to just whip it out and show it to people in order to establish dominance. It’s such a bizarre piece of American history. The guy was a timid school teacher in public, but a tall, intimidating sex pest with a huge dick in private. No wonder he was JFK’s VP.
maybe one day someone will use the tapes to generate a VR where you can have the experience of going on a date with dick nixon. special just for you.
He’s not really my type. Way too sweaty. And he makes me look attractive in comparison. On the other hand, maybe he’d take me on a date to show me the aliens like he did with Jackie Gleason.
On a related note, one of the earliest moments that I retroactively attribute to being latently attracted to men was seeing photos of a young Eisenhower and Ford playing football. I didn’t understand it at the time and just brushed it off as “those guys were handsome.” I guess I’m like Trump in that regard: I love the handsome generals and football players, lol.
Remind me not to challenge him in Crusader Kings. (I don’t know if that has PvP, I rarely touch video games.
I think it does but, I never play PVP either. I know EU4 definitely does.
He’d definitely have a
moment if his attractive genius heir turned out to be gay after his education is done.
Is he pro or anti ancient Greek gayness?
On the tapes he uses the f slur to describe a ten year old Romulus Augustulus. Definitely anti.