I audibly guffawed when I saw the title
I didn’t post in dunk tank because the concept, title and byline are so silly that you can’t get upset with it.
“You are right Comrade Peterson, I will clean my room and abandon this “communism” nonsense I was cooking up immediately.”
Marx failed to consider getting addicted to benzos and having a Russian quack put you into an induced coma so that you wouldn’t have to deal with the shakes and then wake up with brain damage