Last piece of gum I’ll ever have. Now I’ll never get into heaven.

  • Zoift [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    3 months ago

    Lmao, I used to offer a dub of weed for someone’s soul back when i was selling. Had 'em sign a tiny contract with a prick of their blood and everything. Had like 8 of them by the time i graduated and stopped. Put them all in a bird nest. They belong to whatever Bluejays worship now.