• These goddamn Squareheads are Bavarianizing our children. All these teens on Tic-Tock are talking about August Bebel and the best sauces to dip pretzels in. I sneezed earlier today, and someone had the indecency to tell me “Gesundheit”. These backwards oafs can never assimilate into American culture, Wisconsin is already lost and is just a new Palatinate.