Absolutely - it’s extremely super gay to want that, the straightest thing you could do would be to fantasise sexually about members ;) of the same sex because that’s the rugged independent conservative thing to do, and everyone knows conservatives are rugged frontiersmen who are absolutely definitely 100% straight and totally not gay, which is why they regularly get super close and intimate with one another, to promote that kind of rugged, independent frontiersmanship and what have you.