I said “Sir, CLEARLY you are a male and your ‘tits’ in question are non existent therefore I cannot eat them. I see you are deeply unserious about this argument so I wish you good day and good bye.”
I showed him why you never want to go toe to toe with someone who argues with people on reddit for a living. 
This skillful display of your ability to wield of facts and logic would bring a tear to the eye of Ben Sharpo himself. I salute you.