Emit Guiness? Sounds like you have drunk enough Guiness… but made enough space in your stomach to order another one.

You read it wrong, it should read:

U I N N E S S E M I T G

My stomach after Guinness number 7

Irish Doomsday Clock

I usually emit guinness after my sixth one.

So, horrendous clock design aside, when is Guiness time? At U o’clock or is it at like half past E or something?

please its clearly pronounced U I N N E S S E M I T G

Done. Now what?

“You don’t buy the beer here. You rent it!”

Guinnes time?

A sign that reflects the eternal truth… You don’t buy beer. You rent it.