plinky [he/him]@hexbear.net to earth@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agoFive Just Stop Oil activists receive record sentences for planning to block M25www.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up1120arrow-down10cross-posted to: europe@feddit.org
arrow-up1120arrow-down1external-linkFive Just Stop Oil activists receive record sentences for planning to block M25www.theguardian.complinky [he/him]@hexbear.net to earth@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square35fedilinkcross-posted to: europe@feddit.org
minus-squareAndJusticeForAll [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 months agoThey’re not going to machete people to death because that’s too much work. They’ll kill people in the laziest most convenient way possible though: cars, calling the cops, COVID, buying shit they don’t need at the store, etc.
minus-squareNeelixBiederman [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months ago“damn, you killed a guy? How’d you do it?” “Well, I was sitting in a big comfy seat and I flexed my ankle a little bit to push the accelerator. I am very badass”
They’re not going to machete people to death because that’s too much work. They’ll kill people in the laziest most convenient way possible though: cars, calling the cops, COVID, buying shit they don’t need at the store, etc.
“damn, you killed a guy? How’d you do it?”
“Well, I was sitting in a big comfy seat and I flexed my ankle a little bit to push the accelerator. I am very badass”