I’m at work, so please keep me entertained while I pretend to work on this invoice.
In 2028, Taylor Swift (D) is running against Tucker Carlson ®. Who are their VP picks? Who wins? Also, give me funny alternatives. Kanye West would be an amusing choice as well, though I’m uncertain if Republicans would vote for a black guy. (Even if he is Hitlerian as fuck)
Kanye West / Alex Jones ticket ?!?!
White billionaire lady shacking up with Travis Kelce a Democrat lol I’ll have what you’re having
Edit: Kelce isn’t as bad as appearances suggest apparently so it looks like what I’m having is crow
Yeah it’s not like she’s shacking up with our fuckin’ maga-ass kicker. I hate having him on the team and i to root for him to miss every kick.