• FuckyWucky [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    4 months ago

    This is what happens when you have way too much land from killing all the indigenous people. You pour asphalt everywhere instead of building a parking garage.

    • Tachanka [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      4 months ago

      sorry, but

      pour toxic waste everywhere

      indigenous people

      sprays pesticide all over food

      don’t know

      kill every buffalo and pile their skulls into a mountain

      how to

      turn the entire continental shelf into a parking lot

      use the

      embalm the dead with formaldehyde and bury them in an expensive box that biodegrades as slowly as possible

      land properly

      burn fossil fuels until the planet becomes uninhabitable

      so god gave it to us instead

      eating nothing but burgers for 50 years

      it’s called manifest destiny you wouldn’t understand it

      die of stomach cancer

    • Adkml [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      4 months ago

      This is what happens when you want to brag about your green design but don’t actually give a shit about sustainability.

      Pouring a bunch of asphalt in a massive rectangle would reduce the overall footprint by like 60%.

      This was somebody who thought “green infrastructure” meant randomly placing trees and spreading out parking spaces.