OK this is my list. But first, I need to say that this isn’t a condemnation of those into such thing. They just don’t vibe with me.

  1. Cannot get into ASMR. I’ve tried. Often its women 20 years younger than me, rubbing their fingernails on hairbrushes. The intentional sounds they make with their lips and fingers are things that would make me want to change seats on a bus.
  2. Instagram. I was maybe the last person to get a smart phone. It was probably 2016. I’m just fully lazy to take photos of stuff. This is a real issue when I’m single and I need to start putting photos on dating sites, as all pics of me in my phone are me squeezing carrots in my nostrils and similarly goofy things.
  3. My students’ taste in anime. I try to be all cool and show off my cool taste in anime, maybe drop a Azumanga Daioh clip. It’s all ancient history for 17 year olds.
  4. Photo and videos done in portrait mode. I guess I don’t watch videos on the go. See #2

Things that the kids these days do better:

  • Usually better opinions on current events than people my age
  • I wish that cosplay existed when I was a teen. The default when I was younger was drugs.

If anyone insults the kids, I will visit you at your home and do an adventure-time

  • Mickmacduffin [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
    29·
    5 months ago

    Most of the stuff I don’t ‘get’ comes from really good places.

    Like, I don’t get all the hyper-specific labels for gender and sexuality, but I’m so glad we live in a time where people are able to actually talk about that sort of thing openly.

    Same with mental illness. I’m always baffled when young people will just tell yme they have autism or anxiety or ADHD or whatever because when I grew up that sort of thing was so stigmatized you never told anyone. It’s a good baffled though. Like, go you for saying that. Don’t say it at a job interview, but go you for saying it.

    • D61 [any]@hexbear.netEnglish
      12·
      5 months ago

      nods

      Its like, “Oh… okay. I’m mildly uncomfortable now because I honestly don’t know what I’m supposed to do with that information. Are you warning me of some future weirdness or are you low key trying to let me know that I’m doing something in ways that I should change or…”

      I kinda get all inside my own head for a bit.