Damn too bad Jellyfish Can’t Swim in the Night only got 7 episodes, that seventh episode was so good it surely it would have gone great places from there, there’s no way anyone could have fucked that up and made it fall flat. Kano and Mahiru literally rode off together into the sunset on a motorcycle after holding hands on the beach and each admitting that her driving motivation is wanting to do things for the other, sure would have liked to see the rest of that story.

Anyways, what was I talking about? Ah yes, and the punishment would be getting eaten by yurikumas or turned into one or whatever the fuck the court was doing, making characters into surreal allegories for repression and ostracization I guess. That’s the one, I want anyone who does yuri bait to be turned into a surreal allegory for repression and ostracization.