Jake trudged through the mud as he groaned and clutched his stomach. He tried to find food, but as everyone knows humans can only eat grain, and all of the grain in the whole country was around Stalin and his horrible spoon.

Just when he was about to give up, he suddenly saw a row of ruZZian soldiers marching along the road. They were all wearing steel helmets, gas masks, and were holding massive spoons that attracted all nearby grain. Jake stifled a gasp, then hid behind a rock.

His hunger was too much to bear. He roared, jumped, and grabbed a spoon, desperately licking the grain off of it. It felt good in his stomach.

As a genetically superior man, he quickly overpowered the soldiers, then spat on their bodies and continued, bringing the spoons with him and eating the grain while he went.

“They’re everywhere,” Jake said with distaste, as he used a pair of binoculars and saw many more soldiers with spoons. “I need a weapon. And I know just the person to ask for one.”

End of ep.4. Ep 3 can be found here: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/489976