The below scripts were found in an old box in Ukraine by the prestigious Professor Krakk Pott, PhD in democracy.
Stalin’s spoon is an instrument of terror. It’s large, the smallest one he owns is the size of the solar system. It’s somehow not sucking everything in by way of a special gravitational filter which only sucks up grain. Our people are suffering from this madness. How will we ever stop Stalin?
The below parts are rather fragmented:
69420 quadr rain destro arvin
no foo evi mmunis
Our archaeologists are still piecing together the significance of this document. However, we are confident that we will get results pretty soon.
Update: a large chunk of metal has been found outside a small farm in Ukraine that sucked up all the nearby grain. Was this a part of the spoon? If so, the technology was almost certainly stolen from future America with a time machine.