Your an ex USA special forces. You spent 6 years in Iraq and Afghanistan sniping children from rooftop positions. You retired and landed a cush $260k contractor job at a base in Niger monitoring local military communications for the CIA. Your sitting in an air conditioned mess hall munching on free Pizza Hut ™ when you hear a commotion outside. You peek out the window and see this:
You’re sitting in an air conditioned mess hall munching on some edibles when you peak and see this:
The Master of Disguise (2002), staring Dana Carvey