The trees voted for the ax because the handle was made of wood.
ah yes, pulpulism.
I’ll only be a carnivore on day 1
Council of sheepdogs to decide if foxes are criminally liable for murder or if we should use pinky swears and the honor system.
but they don’t have pinkies
Canines have five digits on their front paws, just like we do. Their “dew claw” is equivalent to our thumb, so the outside digit is still a pinky digit.
To be more realistic the wolfox would be saying he is going to eat all the sheep, and the sheep will be talking amongst themselves saying he’ll settle down once he gets into power and what he is saying is just to anger the wokes
Honestly I think you’re giving the sheep’s human counterparts too much credit. They don’t acknowledge that they are potential prey, even while actively being victimized.
He’d be saying sheep who get eaten are suckers and losers…
This is so 2015…now it would be “Once elected, I will murder every single one of you” and they would reply with joy in unisson: “Hurrah, free lamb chops for everyone, you’re our saviour!!!”
We’ll be able to push the wolf to the left after the election!
“If elected, I will stop all those other sheep from crossing the border and stealing your food!”
“And if I’m NOT elected, I’ll be EVEN MORE carniverous!!!”
Or “Once I am elected, meat is back on the menu boys!”
The half the sheep cheer and tell him to eat those other annoying sheep over there.
Elections are more like:
The wolf is in a shepherd dog’s skin, pointing at the black and rainbow sheeps while saying “they’re wolves in sheep skin, let me eat them!”.
“That wolf is so full of shit. Who’s his opponent?”
“Donald Trump.”
“He has my vote.”
“once put into power, i will only be consuming the sheep deemed by democratic voting, to be the least productive, happy, and likeable members of the flock.”
wait is this just eugenics?
Hey ai watup
reminds me of: “Yeah, i’m a male feminist. you’re welcome society”
What?! the sheep eating Wolf is eating us sheeps; who could foreseen this!?
Don’t blame me, I voted for the face eating leopard!
Here’s how trust works:
Once elected, I will be vegetarian.I am vegetarian.
